Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
hahahahhahahhahha
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
hahahahhahahhahha
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